字幕：大风
上帝！可恶！ God dammit!
欧，好吧…… Oh, well...
让我来告诉你。 Let me tell you something.
人类建造世界，并思考它。 Man builds, think about that,
就像海狸建造水坝 just like a beaver builds a dam
或者，嗯 or a, um,
鸟造巢。 a bird builds his nest.
呃，这仅仅是…… Er, that's just the...
……万物的本性。 ...nature of things.
这就是万物的本性。 That's just the nature of things.
鸟造巢 A bird builds his nest
和巢变成了小鸟。 and the nest becomes the bird.
无巢……如果没有巢， Without the nest... Without the nest,
就没有鸟。 there would be no birds.
鸟就是巢。 The bird is the nest.
是啊，仔细想想。 Yeah, think about that.
这些工具建造了房屋， These tools become the room,
一座大楼，在我们住的城市 a building, the city that we live in.
但这不是上帝想要的方式，是吧？ But that's not the way God made it to be, hmm?
他造的并不完美。 He made it imperfect.
有缺憾！ Imperfection!
我们都将死去。 We're all going to die.
我们就这样活着，直到死亡 We can live past that, we can live past death
通过改造。 by building.
直到有一天，你将不会死。 Till one day, you won't have to die.
我们排成一列， We can all line up together,
然后对着上帝的脸吐一口大浓痰！ and take a big hockity-spit in God's face,
因为我们赢了。 because we would have won.
我们会赢的。 We would have won.
我的最爱！嗨，宝贝。 The love of my life! Hi, baby.
但丁.…… Dante...
你他妈的在开玩笑吗？他们又在吵架吗？ Are you fucking kidding me? They're fighting again?
玛雅，还是这样，每天都这样， Maya, this is happening, like, every other day,
他们永远不会停止。 they're never gonna stop.
我不知道该怎么办。他们快让我发疯了。 I don't know what to do. They're driving me crazy.
玛雅，别这样下去了！ Maya, stop it!
你不需要他们，你不是一小孩子了。 You don't need them, you're not a little kid anymore.
离开那里，到我这里来。我会照顾你的。 Just leave, come here and be with me. I'll take care of you.
我知道，但我不能离开。我想和你在一起。 I know, but I can't just leave. I might be with you.
你知道吗？ 万一有什么不好的事情发生？ You know? What if something bad happens?
坏事？你真是个孩子.. 看看你的周围！ Bad? Are you kid... Look around you!
玛雅，还有什么比你现在的情况更糟糕了，是不是？ Maya, what could be worse than where you are, right now?
-玛雅？-滚下床，屁眼！ -Maya? - Get out of bed, asshole!
玛雅！ Maya!
噢，来吧！ Oh, come on!
片名：谴责
哇，哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
是不是有人喝多了？ Someone had a little too much to drink?
你多大了，小女生？ How old are you, Twinkie?
-21。 - 好吧。嗯…… -21. - All right. Well...
貌似某人要继承我那老旧假身份证了。 Looks like somebody's gonna inherit my old fake ID later.
他妈的！等一下。在我同意之前，不要发布。 Fuck! Wait. Do not post that before I approve.
-呃……！ - 好吧，我同意。 -Ew! - Okay, I approve.
嗯-哼，这是什么？ Uh-huh, what is this?
亲爱的，你到家了。 Honey, you're home.
你他妈的拿我找乐，但丁？ Are you fucking kidding me, Dante?
哎，他们说这是危楼， Hey, they say it's condemned,
我说这是我的。 I say it's mine.
听着，在你得出正确的结论之前， Now, before you get all judgy,
我们给这地方做了大量改善工作。 we put a lot of work into our place,
不只是往里塞东西。 it's not the stuff inside...
是的，它是免费的。 Yeah, and it's free.
免费？这地方真恶心。 Free? This place is disgusting.
在这城市里，一个破单居室公寓 A fucking studio apartment in this city
他妈的一个月要2000。 costs, like, 2.000 a month.
宝贝，听着，我们三个人 Baby, listen, the three of us
买不起像你浴室那么大的房子。 can't afford a place the size of your bathroom.
这是我们这年龄段的人不得不去做的， This is what kids our age have to do,
这是非法的？ Is this even legal?
这比离家出走还要非法？ Is running away from home even legal?
但丁，我爱你 但这地方太可怕了。 Dante, I love you, but this place is scary.
宝贝，我们生活需要灯光，淋浴，还有厕所。 Baby, we got lights, the shower works, the toilets kinda work.
看看这地方。你还想他妈的去那里？ Look at this place. Would you wanna fucking go in there?
-不！ -就这样。 -No! - Exactly.
那么，为啥这里面就得有犯罪活动？ So why would some criminal go in there?
你是和我一起来这里的，对不对？ You came here to be with me, right?
-对。 -那么我就开始尝试。 -Right. - So let's just try this.
它并不像它看起来那么糟糕，我保证。 It's not as bad as it looks, I promise.
好吧。 Okay.
这才是我的好姑娘。来吧。 That's my girl. Come on.
这边走，宝贝。 Here you go, baby.
好吗？ All right?
耶稣，薛诺拉！ 你他妈的做什么？ Jesus, Shyno! What the fuck, man?
我操你个破通风口，超新母狗鸟。 I got vents a snarling, hyper, new, bitch bird.
好吧。玛雅， 这是大楼管理员，薛诺拉。 All right. Maya, this is the super, Shynola.
薛诺拉，这是我的女朋友， 玛雅。 Shynola, this is my girlfriend, Maya.
-还记得我们谈到过她？ -我记得个屁！ -Remember we talked about her? - I don't remember shit!
你有烟吗？ You got any smokes, too?
对你来说，这是必须的，老前辈。 For you, sure thing, old timer.
既然这时候你来了， And while you're at it,
那你下楼去商店， I want you to run down to the store
给我拿些鱼子酱罐头，孩子！ and get me some WD, boy!
要四罐，还要一些工程胶带！ Four cans and some duct tape!
-你会有的。-还有工程胶带。 -You got it. - And some duct tape.
还有别忘了猫，好不好？ And don't forget the cat, will ya?
好吧。明天？ All right. Tomorrow?
明天。去吧，拿工程胶带。 Tomorrow. Go ahead and get that duct tape.
好吧，明天。 All right, tomorrow.
在70年代，大楼就被关闭了 。 When they closed the building down in the 70s,
他就一直呆在这里，我认为他一步也没离开过。 he just stayed and I don't think he's even ever left.
-70年代以来？ -是的，他永远不会离开。 -Since the 70s? - Yeah, he never leaves.
除了这大楼，他没有任何亲人。 He doesn't have anybody just the building.
他就是一个他妈的老顽固。 He's fucking nuts though,
但他维持了大楼的电、水的正常运行。 but he keeps the lights on, the water running,
所以大家都尽量去照顾这老家伙。 so we all try to go and take care of the old guy.
这真让人难过。 That's so sad.
怎么了，怪人。 What up, weird guy.
不要问为什么。他从来没有开过门。 Don't even ask. He never even opens his door.
天啊。 Oh, God.
这没有看起来那么糟糕，我保证。 That's not as bad as it looks, I promise.
宝贝，只要再上一楼！ 还有一楼层。 Baby, just one more floor! One more floor.
这没你想的那么糟，虽然。 It's not that bad,though.
-你相信我吗？ -嗯-哼。 You believe me? Mm-hmm.
好。 Okay.
这是我们美丽的大门。 This is our beautiful door.
但丁，但丁，但丁！ 嘿，你有没有香烟？ Dante, Dante, Dante! Hey, you got any cigarettes?
我不是来给你送烟的，苔丝。 I'm not coming up to you, Tess.
哦，是的，对不起。嘿。呃，请你不要……我是苔丝。 Oh, yeah, sorry. Hey. Uh, please don't... I'm Tess.
你知道，我和我男朋友文斯住楼上的 。 You know, I live right upstairs with my boyfriend, Vince.
这是你经常说起的那个女孩？ Is this the girl you've been talking about?
他一直在说你，你知道的。 He's been talking about you, you know.
你会喜欢这里的。 You're gonna love it here in the building.
你让一下，好不好？ You're moving in, right?
好吧，苔丝，让我们歇一会。我们累了一天了，好吗？ All right, Tess, give us a break. We had a long day, okay?
一天？有一天了吗？你们在外面看到曲奇了吗？ Day? Is it day? Did you guys see Cookie outside?
妈的！ Shit!
老兄，你把我们的烟送给那吸毒的了？ Dude, did you give that junkie our smokes?
兄弟，“我们的烟”？ Bro, "our smokes"?
买一包烟，要14美元。 When a pack of cigarettes costs 14 dollars,
你现在也没有真的坐在驾驶室里，不是吗？ it doesn't really put you in the driver's seat, now, does it?
你觉得怎么样，宝贝？ What do you think, baby?
这不是你在外面看到时 Not the haunted house you thought it was
所想象的鬼屋，对吗？ from outside, right?
但丁， Dante,
这很棒。 it's awesome.
我想让你看点东西。 I wanna show you something.
这里并不宽敞，不过…… It's not that big, but...
你喜欢它吗？ Do you like it?
但丁，这太漂亮了。 Dante, it's beautiful.
所以，你不害怕了吧？ So, you're not scared?
我是说，我是，不过现在我就在这里了， I mean, I was, but now that I'm here,
这太奇妙了。 it's amazing.
你刚才那么说，只是因为你喝醉了。 You're just saying that 'cause you're drunk.
是的，我喝醉了，刚才被吓着了。 Yeah, but I was drunk and scared shitless before,
现在我醉了，还他妈的很兴奋。 and now I'm drunk and fucking psyched.
你要是想逃跑 You play miss go.
我会阻止你 I will stop work with pis a wage,yet
但是你爱我
你爱我
然后奉献给我，完全的。 and late give me，open.
因为， because
如果你对我说谎。
混蛋，小声一点。 A cocksucker, less than a voice,
他妈的凶手， a fucking murderer,
在我的提议下有个可以学习的地方。 can learn his place under my vote.
然后可怜的立在那里犹豫不决， Then the pathetic throngs can be swayed,
生活在真正的规则下。 to live in the one true order.
啊! Ah!
我的规则。 My order.
我的方式。 My way.
我看到的世界， The world that I see it,
就是这世界的方式。 the way the world should be.
来这边。 Get over here.
来吧，他妈的。 Come, fuck.
这是对了，孩子。这就对了。 That's right, boy. That's right.
喝。 Drink.
用主人的精华喂饱你自己…… Gorge yourself in the master's essence...
不！我的药！ No! My pills!
我必须买这些白粉，大脚，我需要它。 I had to buy those white things, Bigfoot, I had to.
婊子，只会搞这些避孕药。 Just the bitch, to only churn out on the pills
这并不意味着你可以花我的钱。 doesn't mean you spend my money.
我想要的，求你了！ 这就是喜欢的我原因，大脚！ I want my... Please! That's why how like me, Bigfoot!
没有！还给我的药！ No! Leave my pills!
什么.？ What the...?
你以为这是在逛大街？ You think it's easy that you walk the streets?
那是我女人吸鸡巴得来的钱？ That my woman suck dicks for money?
哦!大脚？ Oh! Bigfoot?
我没有离开我的妻子和孩子们 ，只是让你可以浪费我的钱， I didn't leave my wife and kids just so you can waste my money,
你他妈的笨蛋！ you fucking schmuck!
他妈的！ 你看你让我做的什么！ Fuck! Look what you made me do!
哎呀！ Jeez!
对不起，大脚我发誓 我永远不会再这样做。 I'm sorry, Bigfoot, I swear, I won't do it ever again.
去给我们搞一些钱来！ Go make us some fucking money!
-你给我带点零食回来。 -我会的。 You bring me back my snacks. - I will.
-我饿了。我饿了。 - 我知道我会好起来的。 -I'm hungry. I'm hungry. - I know I'll be good.
嗯-哼，我会的，我会好起来的。 Mm-hmm. I will, I'll be good.
噢，大脚，我会好起来的。 Oh, Bigfoot, I'll be good.
嘿，曲奇，让一下路。 Hey, Cookie, get out of the way.
关上你的门。 Close that shirt.
.当地时间11月20日。 ...local time, November 20th.
星际站. The Intergalactic station...
他在吗？ Is he here?
该死的，放开我……我要离开这操蛋的地方！ Fucking, defend me... Get the fuck outta here!
哇，哇！曲奇！ 曲奇！曲奇！ Whoa, whoa! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!
是我，好了。你这样很酷。 It's me, okay. It's cool okay.
等下，等下，曲奇。 Wait, wait, Cookie.
来吧，它不是这样的。我只是想打个招呼。 Come on, it's not like that. I just wanted to say hi.
你他娘地别吸这么多。 You sucky suck no more.
只会让人尿尿。 Make pee-pee on fire.
来吧，曲奇，只要给我来块饼干，曲奇，求你了。 Come on, Cookie, just give me the Coochie, Cookie, please.
谢谢你，饼干。我欠你一个人情。 Thanks, Cookie. I owe you one.
饼干！饼干！饼干！饼干！ 饼干！饼干！饼干！饼干！ Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!
我爱你！我爱你！ I love you! I love you!
饼干！饼干！哦!哦!哦! Cookie! Cookie! Oh! Oh! Oh!
饼干！饼干！嘘，嘘。 Cookie! Cookie! Shh, shh.
它说什么？ What does it say?
它说，它说，它说，它说…… It says, it says, it says, it says...
我们越来越High！ We are getting high!
完活。 Finished.
我赢了！ I win!
去好莱坞！ Go to Hollywood!
-滚出去！ -滚下床，屁眼！ Out my way! - Get out of bed, asshole!
-哦，我的上帝！ - 你在做什么？ -Oh, my God! - What are you doing?
这是谁？ Who is it?
这是个女孩。 It's a girl.
我是但丁的女友，住楼上。 I'm Dante's girlfriend from upstairs.
包里是什么？ What's in the bags?
垃圾。我只是想出去扔垃圾。 Garbage. I was just throwing my garbage away.
你想去哪里扔垃圾，小情人？ And where you planning on throwing the garbage away, love?
嗯，扔在大楼的前面，这样收垃圾的可以把它捡起来。 Um, in front of the building so the garbage man can pick it up.
.收垃圾的？ ... The garbage man?
收垃圾的人。 The garbage man.
收垃圾的人永远不会来了。 The garbage man that will never fucking come.
因为这里已经被规划为无人居住区了。 'Cause no one's supposed to be living here.
我们说的收垃圾的人是谁？ Are those the garbage man we're talking about?
对不起，我没有. Sorry, I didn't...
她说不好意思。她说不好意思。 She's sorry. - She's sorry.
..她说不好意思。 ... She's sorry.
好吧，我的意思是，你的意思是你很抱歉很像，呃.…… Okay, I mean, you mean you're sorry like, uh...
你抱歉那 You're sorry that
你有没有把所有的狗屎垃圾扔在我的大楼前？ you didn't throw all your shit in front of my building?
这就是我们谈论的不好意思？ It's that kind of sorry we're talking about?
或者你的意思是说你很抱歉， Or you mean that you're sorry,
像当他们发现我们都住在这里， like, when they find out that people are living here,
是非法的，你后悔这样吗？ illegally,are you sorry like that?
现在你还认为你的抱歉是这个意思了吗？ Is that the kind of sorry you're feeling right now?
还是你抱歉当纽约市警察来到这里。 Or are you sorry that when the NYPD come here,
带着他们的防暴装备、催泪瓦斯 with their riot gear and tear gas
把这大楼里的所人有都赶出去， and throw everybody in this fucking building out,
流落在寒冷的街头， into the cold, into the streets,
我是说……. I mean...
你后悔这样吗？ Are you sorry like that?
不要碰我！ Don't touch me!
你后悔这样呢？ Are you sorry like that?
来这里。你看到了吗？ 在下面。 Come here. You see that? Down there.
这就是垃圾该去的地方。 That's where the garbage goes.
来这里，来这里。 Come here, come here.
你很年轻……. You are young...
而你是一女孩……. And you're a girl...
这不是你的错。 This is not your fault.
所以我会宽恕你。 So I will show you tolerance,
这次。 this time.
但是如果纽约市警察。 But if the NYPD,
盖世太保，通过你的行为， Gestapo, by your actions,
破坏我的计划 fuck with my program,
我不会那么温柔。 I will not be so cordial.
你明白吗？ Do you understand?
好。 Okay.
.哦，耶！ ... Oh, yeah!
顺便说一句 永远不要再和我们说话。 And by the way, don't ever speak to us again.
走吧。 Come on.
但丁！ Dante!
什么？ What?
曲奇，曲奇 过来。是我，罗西。 Cookie, Cookie, come on. It's me, Roxy.
-走开！ -不，曲奇。我一定要见你。 Go away! - No, Cookie. I have to see you.
他妈的！妈的！ Fuck it! Shit!
你看，你看看？我有钱。 Look, see? Me have money.
哦，六！谢谢你，曲奇。 Ooh, six! Thanks, Cookie.
哎呀，谢谢，曲奇。谢谢你，曲奇，谢谢。 Jeez, thanks Cookie. Thanks, Cookie, thanks.
疯狂的人妖！ Crazy ladyboy!
.他妈的！ ... Fuck!
大脚！ Bigfoot!
你明白了吗？ Did you get it?
他给了我六。 6和4？ He gave me six. Six and four?
六，太好了 你个中国猪！ Six, mazel tov, you Chinese fuck!
天啊，我好渴。 God, I'm so thirsty.
我要去拿到家伙，宝贝。 I'm gonna go get the dick, baby.
这他妈的是什么？ What the fuck is in here?
我听到你在说我，罗西。 I heard you talking about me, Roxy.
罗西！宝贝！ Roxy! Baby!
你在哪里？ Where are you?
靠！哦，宝贝！ Fuck! Oh, baby!
哦！ Oh!
哦!看看你的脸。 Oh! Look at your face.
你昏倒了吗？来这里。 You pass out again? Come here.
.哦！看看你。 ... Oh! Look at you.
..你觉得我这样做是为了你吗？ ... You think I did this to you?
嘘。 Shh.
来这里。 这会好起来的。 Come here. It's gonna be all right.
一切都会好起来 宝宝。会好的。 Everything's gonna be just fine, baby. Just fine.
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
对不起，洛基。我不得不这样做。 Sorry, Loki. I had to do that.
那些家伙是同性恋？ Those guys are gay?
是的，宝贝。 他们是他妈的戏剧皇后。 Yeah, baby. They're fucking drama queens.
这只是他们进入 希特勒而不是表演的曲调。 It's just that they're into Hitler instead of show tunes.
..哦你没事吧？ ... Oh, are you okay?
哦我的大脑感觉像 越来越多我的头骨内。 Oh, my brain feels like it's growing inside of my skull.
哦洛基我爱你 Oh, Loki, I love you,
但你的大脑 没有增长。 but your brain is not growing.
.妈的！我得去上班。 ... Oh, shit! I got to get to work.
……哦，我的上帝！ ... Oh, my God!
-洛基！ -你看到了吗？ -Loki! - - Did you see that?
.……这是太朋克摇滚！ ... That was so punk rock!
-你还好吗？ -还好。 -Are you okay? - Yeah.
-是吗？你确定？ - 是的，是的。 -Yeah? Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah.
因为我已经迟到了。 'Cause I'm already late as it is.
-走吧，走吧。 - 好？好。 -Go, go, go. - Yeah? Okay.
啊!呃. Ugh! Uh...
好吧,伙计们。我得走了。 All right, guys. I am out.
今晚稍后见了。 I will see you later tonight.
替我照看一下我的摇滚歌星，好吗？ Keep an eye on the Rockstar for me, will you?
好的。 Yeah.
-多摩阿公哭（日语：谢谢）。 -再见，亚莉克莎。 -Domo arigato. - Bye, Alexa.
-再见，宝贝。感觉好多了。 - 晚上见，宝贝儿。 Bye, baby. Feel better. - Later babe.
我刚打扫了房子。 I just cleaned the house.
对不起，玛雅，你永远干不完的活 Sorry, Maya, the only job you never finish
就是打扫房间。 is cleaning the house.
好家伙，我的手都发麻了 。 Dude, my hands are tingling.
老兄，你刚弹吐了。 Dude, you just projectile vomited.
野格酒！ Jagermeister!
-是什么东西？ -天啊！开始了。 -What is that thing? - Oh, God! Here we go.
这，是我的窈窕淑女 This, my fair lady,
1979年低音吉他，AXE-模式，基因 西蒙斯。 is a 1979 bass guitar, axe-model, Gene Simmons.
-恩。 -一共只做了175把。 -All right. - Only one of 175 made.
-这吉他看着很恶心。 -是啊，就是。 -That thing is sick. - Yeah, it is.
我击败了乔治 格拉芬后才赢得了它。 I won it off George Graffin
是09年我参加变形巡回演出的时候。 back when I was rigging the warp tour in '09.
他的意思是乔治 格拉芬是邪恶合唱团。 He means Greg Graffin from Bad Religion.
洛基，你真是个傻瓜明星，你知道吗？ Loki, you're such a star fucker, you know that?
哥们，我不是傻瓜明星。 Dude, like, I'm not a star fucker.
我的意思是我打败了具有博士学位的。 I mean I beat a guy with a PhD.
在二十一点比赛里，谁都有可能赢。 Anybody can beat anybody at blackjack.
这并不意味着你比他们更聪明。 It doesn't mean that you're smarter than them.
-但我有他的吉他。 -是的，你做到了。 -But I have his guitar. - Yeah, you do.
等一下，基因 西蒙斯是真人秀里的那个家伙？ Wait, Gene Simmons the reality show guy?
为什么他有一把吉他？ Why does he have a guitar?
啊! Ah!
-比萨来了。 -嗯，好烫。 -Pizza got here. - Hmm, good and hot.
不，宝贝，你得叠起来拿。 No, baby, you have to fold the pizza.
你看，这个样折叠，就不会烫手了…… you know, we fold it, so that doesn't happen...
哦! Oh!
嘿，小子，过来一下。 Hey, asshole, come over here.
我要你去给我拿个创可贴。 I want you to go get me a band-aid.
天哪！薛诺拉先生，你还好吗？ Oh, my gosh! Mr. Shynola, are you okay?
来吧，我没事。 Come on, I'm okay.
我现在只想要个创可贴。 Just get me the band-aid now.
哟，洛基，我们带着你的比萨回来了，伙计。 Yo, Loki, we're back with your pizza, man.
洛基，你的比萨一会就凉了。 Loki, you're pizza's gonna get cold.
-他可能在打飞机。 -啊，太夸张了吧！ -He's probably jerking off. - Oh, epic!
像你这样的当然从来没做过。 Don't act like you never did it.
你去哪？ Where you going?
呃，去苔丝和文斯那。 Uh, Tess and Vince's.
他们是瘾君子，所以他们有创可贴、针管和狗屎。 They're junkies so they'll have band-aids, and needles and shit.
真的？真正的瘾君子。 For real? Real junkies.
呦，文斯，开门。我是但丁。 Yo, Vince, open up. It's Dante.
但丁是谁？ Dante who?
嘿！ Hey!
-嘿，嘿！ -嘿，你他妈的冷静点！ -Hey, hey! - Hey, chill the fuck out!
哦，原来是但丁。 Oh, it's that Dante.
-嘿，我是但丁。 -好吧，无所谓了。 Hey, Dante's here. - Yeah, whatever.
-对不起，伙计。 - 没事，哥们。 -Sorry, guys. - It's okay, man.
没事的，伙计。没问题。 It's okay, man. It's no problem.
-这是我的女朋友，玛雅。 -嗨，玛雅。 -That's my girlfriend, Maya. - Hi, Maya.
-很抱歉用枪指着你。 -没事，没事。 Sorry about the gun. - Yeah, no worries.
你能告诉我，这事以前从来没有发生过。 You can tell that's never happened before.
嘿，你们能给薛诺拉来个创可贴吗？ Hey, you guys got band-aids for Shynola?
-我有创可贴。 - 酷，让我看看。 -I got a band-aid for Shynola. - Cool, let me see.
-嘿，苔丝。 -发生什么事了？ -Hey, Tess. - What's up.
哦，我的上帝！ 这些衣服真漂亮。 Oh, my God! These clothes are so great.
你们这里真酷，苔丝。 You guys have a really cool place, Tess.
是啊，你要知道，我是一土生土长的纽约人。 Yeah, well, you know, I'm a native New Yorker
所以，酷是我的标准配置。 so cool kind of comes standard.
是啊，但丁告诉我，你以前是个名模什么的。 Yeah, Dante told me you used to be a big model or something.
好吧，我依然是一名模。 Well, I still am a big model,
我只是，嗯…… I just, um...
我只是感觉有点压力过大，劳累过度， I was feeling, you know, a little stressed, overworked,
所以，我决定要休息一段时间。 so I decided to take some time off.
对了，因为你是一瘾君子。 Right, 'cause you're a junkie.
文斯！这婊子居然说我是个瘾君子。 Vince! This bitch just called me a junkie.
噢，天啊！ Oh, God!
哦，我的上帝！我是一他妈的瘾君子。 Oh, my God! I'm a fucking junkie.
苔丝，我很抱歉。 我还以为你当瘾君子很酷呢。 Tess, I'm so sorry. I thought you were cool with it.
至少你们彼此认可对方，对吧？ At least you guys got each other, right?
我是一个他妈的瘾君子。 I'm a fucking junkie.
感谢您的创可贴。我得给薛诺拉送去。 Thanks for the band-aids. I gotta get these to Shynola.
我会告诉他, 你仰慕他。 I'll tell him you hooked him up.
你他妈的着什么急？ Are you fucking serious?
在这里来，闭嘴！ Get over here and shut up!
哦，我的上帝！我很尴尬。 Oh, my God! I'm so embarrassed.
宝贝，你不用担心。 Babe, you don't even worry about it.
他们是瘾君子，他们可能会 They're junkies, they'll probably
反正明天就忘记了。 forget tomorrow anyways.
我希望如此。 I hope so.
我赶快给薛诺拉给送去。 I'm running these over to Shynola.
我一会就回来。 I'll be back in a second.
嘿。洛基不是真的在打飞机……,你知道……. Hey. Loki's not really, you know...
是，你去帮帮他。 Yeah, go help.
..洛基，我是玛雅，我回来了。 ... Loki, it's Maya, I'm home.
如果你在做一些你不应该做的事…… If you think you're doing something you shouldn't be doing
如果我回来。 if I'm home.
妈的！洛基！ Shit! Loki!
但丁！但丁！ Dante! Dante!
..没事的，没事的。是我。 ... It's okay, it's okay. It's me.
但丁！我是玛雅，玛雅。停下来！ Dante! It's Maya, Maya. Stop!
-但丁！ -玛雅，发生了什么事？ -Dante! - Maya, what happened?
我不知道。 I don't know.
他妈的，发生了什么？ What the fuck happened?
我不知道。我一来他就这样子了。 I don't know. I found him like this.
伙计，他妈的闭嘴！ Dude, shut the fuck up!
你他妈的怎么了，洛基？ What the fuck is wrong with you, Loki?
我不知道我是怎么来的。 I don't know how I got here.
你不知道吗？ You don't know?
不。我只是想拿比萨饼。 No, man. You guys went to get pizza.
我真的很口渴。 And I was really thirsty.
洛基，你发烧了。 Loki, you're on fire, man.
是啊，哥们，我的脑袋要炸了。 Yeah, man, my brain's, like, bursting
眼珠子都快要掉出来了。 and my eyes are, like, about to fall out.
你应该去看医生。你以前得过水痘？ You should see a doctor. Ever had the chicken pox?
这是什么鬼，水痘？ That's what this is, the chicken pox?
-痒吗？ -是，很痒。 -Does it itch? - Yeah, a lot.
他妈的，伙计！该死的诊所现在已经关门了。 Fuck, man! The fucking clinic is probably closed by now.
我们可以把他送到医院，并给他说一个假名字。 we can bring him to the hospital and give him a fake name.
冷啊，冷啊，我病了。 Chill, chill. I'm only sick.
如果明天我还在生病，我们明天再去医院。 If I'm still sick tomorrow, we can go to the hospital tomorrow.
我是说，差一天也没什么事？ I mean, what difference is a day gonna make?
噢，耶稣！ Oh, Jesus!
什么玩意死这里了？ Did something die in here?
他妈的，又在操你的下水管？老头？ Fucking with the sewer line again, old man?
打给我。 Call me.
你闻到了吗？ Do you smell that?
噢，这破大楼。 Oh, this building.
这大楼有严重的问题。 There is something seriously wrong with this building.
哦，太好了！终于有电视机了。 Oh, great! Finally got a TV.
我他妈的只注意到了化粪池。 I just noticed the fucking septic tank
大堂里洗甲油的恶臭 。 nail polish removers stench in the lobby.
我要说，我的眼睛在流泪。 I mean, my eyes are watering.
哦，宝贝，你还是在生病？ Oh, baby, you're still sick?
是啊，她说这是水痘。 Yeah, she said it's the chicken pox.
好吧，我其实也不知道，不过他突然发作了。 Well, I don't know but he's breaking out all over.
唉，我可怜的宝贝得了水痘！ Oh, my poor baby got chicken pox!
亚莉克莎，他生病了。 Alexa, he's sick.
好吧，我以前得过水痘 Okay, I'd already done had the chicken pox
你知道，你一辈了只能得一次水痘。 and you know, you can only get them but once.
是的，这个他妈的不是水痘？ Yeah, but what if it's not chicken pox?
好吧，那么…… Well, then...
所有员工 All employees
返回工作岗位之前必须要先洗手。 must wash hands before returning to work.
主啊，我要洗澡！ Lord, I need a shower!
-嘿，要我帮忙吗？ -洛基，你个生病的家伙！ -Hey, can I help? - Loki, you're sick dude!
都这样了，你还想搞什么。 What do you plan on doing with this degree
在后现代文学？ in post-modern Literature?
亚莉克莎的父亲问她在…… Alexa's father asks her in a...
……心灵破碎但最终准确…… ...soul crushing but ultimately accurate...
.时尚。 ...fashion.
他妈的同性恋！ Fucking faggot!
那里. There...
至少我还有这个可以依赖。 At least I still got stripping to fall back on.
出租车!出租车！. Taxi! Taxi!..
妈的！ Oh, shit!
-发生了什么？ -哦，伙计， What happened? - Oh, dude,
我想我撞了个人。 I think I just hit that guy.
-什么？ -哦，耶，他妈的！ -What guy? - Oh, yeah. Fuck!
我刚杀了那家伙。 I think I just killed that guy.
该死，我们该怎么办？ What the fuck are we gonna do?
嗯. Um...
我的朋友都觉得我在撒谎。 My friends think I'm lying.
你们没闻到吗？ You guys don't smell that?
这里是什么味？ What's that smell in here?
宝贝，怎么了？ Babe, what's wrong?
哦，我的上帝，洛基！ 你他妈的在做什么？ Oh, my God, Loki! what the fuck, dude?
亚莉克莎！ Alexa!
你他妈的在干什么，伙计？ What the fuck are you doing, man?
别管理我！别…… Get off of me! Get...
洛基，放松，伙计！ Loki, relax, dude!
-洛基，安静。 -他没事吧？ Loki, calm down. - Is he all right?
-洛基，没事的。 -你在做什么？ -Loki, it's all right. - What are you doing?
-离开我！不！ - 没事的！ -Get away! No! - It's okay!
洛基，我是但丁。放松一点，伙计。 Loki, it's Dante. Relax, man.
但丁，我怎么了？ Dante, what's happening to me?
-亚莉克莎！ -玛雅！ -Alexa! - Maya!
妈的，洛基 你会没事的？ Shit, Loki, you gonna be all right, dude?
-走吧，走吧。 ！笨蛋 Just go, just go. - Fucker!
玛雅！玛雅！玛雅，坚持住。 Maya! Maya! Maya, hold on.
..混蛋！ ... Motherfucker!
发生了什么？ What happened?
亚莉克莎。 Alexa,
-怎么了。 -什么他妈的？ What's wrong. - What the fuck?
……它锁住了！ ... It's locked!
这他妈的是怎么回事？ What the fuck are these?
他妈的，我怎么会知道？ Fuck, how should I know?
嘿！谁把这该他妈的门锁住的，哥们？ Hey! Who locked the fucking gate, man?
我们只能等着了。 We're gonna have to wait.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
“一会就回来……” 是曲奇！ "Right back here..." It's Cookie!
他锁上了门。 他得一小时后回来。 He locked the door. He's gonna be an hour.
哦，他妈的搞什么鬼，曲奇？ Oh, what the fuck, Cookie?
啊，他妈的！他妈的！ Ah, Fuck! Fuck!
..嘿，薛诺拉！ ... Hey, Shynola!
把这该死的门打开，薛诺拉，我知道你在里面。 Get this fucking door open, Shynola. I know you're in there.
他妈的薛诺拉！嘿！ Fuck, Shynola! Hey!
嘿，大脚，是曲奇锁的门，这他妈的前门！ Hey, Bigfoot, Cookie locked the fucking front gate, man!
嘿，大脚，你拿斧头做什么？ Hey, Bigfoot, what's up with the axe, man?
我听见你说的话 I heard what you said,
你在说罗西。 you were talking to Roxy.
她去哪儿了？ Where'd she go?
回去，大脚。 我有铁管，哥们。 Back the fuck up, Bigfoot. I got a pipe, man.
你会需要的。 You're gonna need that.
啊，他妈的！他妈的！大脚！ Ah, fuck! Fuck! Bigfoot!
你个婊子！ You bitch!
大脚！大脚！ Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
你杀了他！ You killed him!
你他妈的是个杀人犯。 You're the fucking killer.
等下，等下，等下，等下，等下，这是怎么回事？ Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on?
-罗西？ - 谁被锁了？ Roxy? - Who's locked in?
噢，上帝，他怎么在口吐白沫？ Oh, Jesus, why is he foaming at the mouth?
楼上洛基同样也吐了。 Same thing happened to Loki upstairs.
耶稣，洛基！他妈的！ Jesus, Loki! Fuck!
你是说…… 难道我们真的锁住了？ Are you saying... Are we really locked in?
是。可能是曲奇那家伙，我也不清楚。 Yes. Some guy, Cookie, I don't know,
他用自行车锁把门锁上了。 he locked the door with a bunch of bicycle locks.
-他妈的曲奇在哪里？ -他一定在这里。他不能……. -Where the fuck is Cookie? - He's got to be here. He can't...
是啊。是啊，我们得赶快找到曲奇。 Yeah, yeah. We gotta get in touch with Cookie.
他不能…… 他要吐了！ He can't... He's gonna throw up!
他会窒息而死，有人能帮帮我吗? He's choking to death, help! Somebody!
嘿！嘿，嘿，嘿。 她在做什么？什么…… Hey! Hey, hey, hey. What is she doing? What...
你看我像在做什么？ What does it look like I'm doing?
把那他妈的电话挂了。 Put that fucking phone away.
-高尔特，没事的。 -嘿，但丁！什么…… Gault, it's all right, man. - Hey, Dante! What...
玛雅，求你了。 Maya, please.
什么， 你他妈的跟我开什么玩笑？ What, are you fucking kidding me?
这家伙奄奄一息。我得打911。 This guy's dying. I'm calling 911.
我会下来， 我他妈的要杀了你。 I will come down there, I will fucking kill you.
……宝贝，求你了，为了我， ... Baby, please, for me,
-别打911，好吗？ -停，停。 do not make that call, okay? - Stop, stop.
把那该死的电话给我。 Please just give me the fucking phone.
你是认真的吗？放开。 Are you serious? Stop it.
你他妈的摔坏了我的电话！ You broke my fucking phone!
去你的手机，玛雅！ Fuck your phone, Maya!
看看这些人！ Look at these fucking people!
他们一无所有。 They have shit.
这他妈的大楼就是他们的一切，大楼这是他们的家。 This fucking building is all they have, it's their home.
如果你叫警察，他们将无处可住。 If you call the cops, they'll have nowhere to live.
可我们会有地方住。 We'll have nowhere to live.
所以，你会只是站在一旁看他们自生自灭？ So you'll just stand around and let someone die?
仅仅是你可以住在这免费的鬼地方？ Just so you can live in this shithole for free,
你他妈的在开玩笑吗？ are you fucking kidding me?
这不会是他妈的第一次。 It won't be the fucking first time.
他妈的闭嘴，高尔特！ Shut the fuck up, Gault!
去你妈的，摇滚明星！你他妈的！ Fuck you, Rockstar! Fuck you!
我也住在这里，你知道的。 I live here too, you know.
你他妈的！ Fuck you!
-我们得离开。 -是啊。我们得…… -We gotta leave. - Yeah, yeah. We got to...
玛雅！玛雅！ Maya! Maya!
哇，这他妈的怎么了！ Whoa, what the fuck!
-玛雅，亚莉克莎和洛基在哪？ - 我不知道。 -Maya, where's Alexa and Loki? - I don't know.
洛基走了。 Loki's gone.
我去别处找找。 I looked everywhere.
他妈的洛基。 Fucking Loki.
小心一点，伙计。 洛基！ Watch out, man. Loki!
-洛基，洛基！-你他妈的不能这么走了。 -Loki! - You can't fucking leave, man.
是啊，什么也没有，福尔摩斯。 Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
-你他妈的是在哪里？ -但丁！ -Where the fuck is it? - Dante!
-你在找什么？ -我的手机。这里还有一个电话的。 What are you looking for? - My phone. We had a phone here.
嘿，嘿，你他妈的还要找手机？ Hey, hey, what the fuck you mean phone, man?
你不能打他妈的911。我们怎么办？ You can't call fucking 911. What about us?
那你算什么， 他妈的瘾君子，是吧？ What about you, fucking junkie, huh?
-你他妈的要阻止我？ -但丁！停下来！但丁！ -You gonna fucking stop me? - Dante! Stop it! Dante!
现在，我们得找到洛基，好吗？ Right now, we have to find Loki, okay?
我想，在楼里他哪也去不了，对不对？ I mean, it's not like he can go anywhere, right?
-但丁，对不对？ -是啊。 Dante, right? - Yeah.
文斯，来吧，伙计。 Vince, come on, man.
你他妈的不向我道歉？伙计。 You not gonna fucking apologize to me, man.
他妈的，你要去哪里？ Where the fuck are you going?
屋顶，他喜欢去那里。 The roof, he likes it up there.
靠，你他妈的太操蛋了。 Yeah, fuck you very much, too.
你，嗯…… 你真的会打911？ Are you, um... Are you really gonna call 911?
我不知道，苔丝。 I don't know, Tess.
我甚至搞不清什么是对的了。 I don't even know what's right any more.
来吧，伙计。 Come on, man.
……洛基，开门，伙计！ ... Loki, open up, man!
洛基！ Loki!
……我知道你在那里。 ... I know you're up there.
……洛基，开门。我是但丁。 ... Loki, come on. It's Dante.
他妈的你要去哪里，文斯？ Where the fuck are you going, Vince?
洛基！我知道你在那里。 Loki! I know you're up there.
洛基，开门，我是但丁 Loki, come on. It's Dante,
大脚？ Bigfoot?
他也变了？ Not him too?
不，不，不。 他只是生病了，好吗？ No, no, no. He's just dope-sick, okay?
他只是需要再打一针，他会没事的。 He just needs another hit and he's gonna be fine.
你看，你知道吗？我就……我会告诉你 Look, you know what? I'll just... I'll let you know
如果我看到洛基，好吗？ if I see Loki, okay?
好吧。 All right.
我就在楼下，需要时来找我，好吗？ I'll be downstairs if you need me, all right?
好的，当然。 Yeah, sure.
嘿，等等！ Hey, wait!
你知道，就算你打电话报警也没什么。 You know, it's okay if you call the police.
好了，我们，呃，文斯和我， Well, we, uh, Vince and I,
我们会好起来的。 we'll be okay.
谢谢你，苔丝。 Thanks, Tess.
他妈的！他妈的！ Fuck! Fuck!
嘿，留一点给我。 Hey, save some of that for me.
看着你。 Look at you.
你看起来像得了狂犬病的动物。 You look like a rabid fucking animal.
我所有的工作，为了什么？什么也没有。 All my work, for what? Nothing.
来这里。 Come here.
你不可征服 Thou shall not conquer,
如果你仍然是一个奴隶。 if thou is still a slave.
好吧，我的宠物，好吗？ Okay, my pet, okay?
告诉他们我是怎么训练你的。 Let's show them how much I've trained you.
让我们来告诉他们。 Let's show them.
-你好。-你好。 -Hi. - Hi.
噢，这么大雨，曲奇可能回不来了。 Oh, Cookie's not gonna make it back in this rain.
洛基到底怎么了？ What happened with Loki?
他妈的！亚莉克莎，我们得去屋顶找洛基。 Fuck! Alexa, we gotta get Loki from the roof.
哦，洛基是你吗？ 你个大JB。 Oh, Loki, is that you? You big fucking vagina...
……哦，我的上帝！苔丝！ ... Oh, my God! Tess!
-他妈的怎么了？苔丝？ -他想杀我。 -What the fuck, Tess? - He tried to kill me.
-谁？大脚？ -不，这是个恐怖之夜。 Who, Bigfoot? - No, it's like a horror night.
我给他手臂扎针时，我看到了一个事。 I fixed him a thing and when I stuck a needle in his arm.
他的眼睛……哦，我的上帝！文斯！ His eyes... Oh, my God! Vince!
-找到了吗？ -没有。 -Any luck? - No.
还是没有手机。 Still no phone.
我们得做点什么。他妈的！ We cannot do nothing. Fuck!
你想做什么？我们不可能爬出来的。 What do you think you're doing? We're not gonna climb out.
-只有我们有一个爬出去就行。-你在跟我开玩笑吧？ -Only one of us has to do it. - You're kidding me, right?
但丁，外面是他妈的风暴。 Dante, there's a fucking monsoon out there.
玛雅，我不会跳出窗外的。 Maya, I'm not gonna jump out the window.
洛基有登山装备， Loki has climbing equipment from when
在他进行巡回演出时就有了。 he was rigging the warped tour.
你知道，他得有安全带、绳索之类的东西。 You know, he got a harness, rope, all that shit.
嘿，亚莉克莎，你知道洛基的登山装备在哪吗？ Hey, Alexa, you got Loki's climbing equipment?
啊，不知道！ Ah, shit!
亚莉克莎，你他妈的放松点. Alexa, chill the fuck out...
-但丁？ -是啊，我是但丁。是我。 -Dante? - Yeah, it's me Dante. It's me.
但丁，这他妈的是怎么回事？ Dante, what the fuck is going on with...
他妈的这些都是什么东西？ 他妈的，你在哪里？ Fuck are all these things? Where the fuck are you?
你看不到我吗？ You can't see me?
我刚才说了 他妈的你在哪里？ I just said, where the fuck are you?
好吧，好吧，亚莉克莎，你只要把这该死的刀放下。 Okay, okay Alexa. Just put the fucking knife down.
别想。你疯了？ No fucking way. Are you insane?
他们会杀……杀了我。 They're gonna kill... Kill me.
亚莉克莎？ Alexa?
.他妈的！他妈的！ ... Fuck! Fuck!
快跑，快他妈的离开这里。 Run, get the fuck out of here.
跑，跑，跑。 Go, go, go.
威浮球！ Wiffle ball!
来了，已经来了。 Come on, come on already.
-回去。-我不回去，她在里面。 -Get back in. - I can't do it. She's in there.
大家都在这里，我们得把她扔出去！ Everyone's out here, we'll throw her out!
……抓住她，抓住她。 ... Grab her, grab her.
不，我不想碰她。 No, I don't want to touch her.
我不想碰她。我做不到，求你了。 I don't want to touch her. I can't do it, please.
苔丝，你他妈的做什么？ 快开门。 Tess, what the fuck? Open the door.
他妈的快开门，苔丝。 Fucking do it, Tess.
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
-亚莉克莎？ -洛基？ -Alexa? - Loki?
玛雅！快他妈的抓住她！ Maya! Get the fuck off of her!
帮帮我！ Help!
玛雅，快说话，我抱的是你吗？ Maya, please tell me that's you I'm holding?
我们走吧！ Let's go!
妈的！又开始了。快跑，跑，跑！ Shit! Here we go. Go, go, go!
-妈的！快离开这里。 -不，不，不。 Oh, shit! Go up there. - No, no, no.
我知道你能看见我。来这里。 I know you can see me. Come here.
-他妈的！ -哦，该死，他出来了！ Fuck! - Oh, shit, he's out!
……来吧，来吧。 ... Come on, come on.
嘿！孩子们！ Hey! Kids!
-喂，小子！ -哇，哇！ Hey, kid! - Whoa, whoa!
走，走，走，走，走，走。 Go, go, go, go, go, go.，
嘿，孩子，你喜欢小鹿斑比吗，孩子们？ Hey, kids, you like Bambi, kids?
……还记得发生了什么事吗？ ... Remember what happened
去他妈的。 to his mother.
-哦！ -是啊！ Oh! - Yeah!
什么他妈的？ What the fuck?
什么他妈的？ 什么他妈的？什么他妈的？ What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
你有胆就在地上躺着，小子。 You're guts are on the floor, dude.
……这是你的屎。 ... You little piece of shit.
..不许你说我的屎。 ... You're not taking my shit.
你别动我的屎，伙计。 You're not taking my shit, boy.
这是我的屎。这是我的屎。 That's my shit. That's my shit.
亚莉克莎！ Alexa!
求你了，先生，你可有帮帮我们，求你了。 Please. Sir, you have to help us, please.
你感染了吗？ Are you infected?
老兄 你得让我们进去。 Dude, you have to let us in.
打开这该死的门。我们要死在这里了。 Open the fucking door. We're gonna die in here.
走开。走远点。 Stay. Stay away.
不要再靠近。 Don't come any closer.
..我看你了，我看你了。 ... I see you, I see you.
你是真的吗？ Are you real?
上帝，我身上发生什么？ God, what's happening to me?
啊，你好。 Oh, hi.
奇怪的夜晚，是吧？ Strange night, huh?
这场风暴，天啊，会把大楼搞倒的。 And this storm, jeez, gonna tear the building down.
天哪，你们不觉得有点儿奇怪吗？ Jeez, do you guys feel sort of strange?
我没觉得热。 I'm not feeling so hot.
-是啊，我们很好。-那很好。 Yeah, we're fine. - That's good.
有什么问题吗，甜心？我不会咬你的。 What's wrong, sugar? I won't bite.
这是你的新女友？ This your new girlfriend?
欢迎到大楼来，甜心。 Welcome to the building, honey.
你找了一个好小伙。 You got a good man here.
你得照顾好他，嗯。 You take care of him, mmm.
您好！我在和你说话，白人女孩。 Hello! I'm talking to you, white girl.
你就不能回应我吗？是吧？ You can't talk back, huh?
你以为你比我好？ You think you're better than me?
罗西，放松。 Roxy, relax.
别告诉我说放松，我要砍你。 Don't tell me to relax, I will cut you.
我会直接从这个耳朵砍到你他妈的那个耳朵. I will straight cut you from ear to motherfucking ear...
……高尔特！开门，高尔特！ ... Gault! Open up, Gault!
-高尔特！他妈的快开门！-高尔特！ -Gault! Open the fucking door! - Gault!
高尔特！开门，该死的！ Gault! Open the door, dammit!
啊，妈的！噢。 Oh, shit! Ow.
妈的！ Shit!
哥们，他妈的怎么了？ Dude, what the fuck?
哦，我的上帝，亚历克斯！我很抱歉。 Oh, my God, Alex! I'm so sorry.
亲爱的，当心！ Sweetie, look out!
妈的！ Shit!
……什么他妈的？ ... What the fuck?
-耶稣，他妈的这个是什么？ -没事。是我，是我。 Jesus, what the fuck is this? - That's okay. It's me, it's me.
我已经搞不清什么是真的了。 I think I can't tell what's real any more.
进去了。 Entrée.
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
妈的！玛雅！ Shit! Maya!
你他妈的婊子！你他妈的婊子！ You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch!
……你他妈的婊子！ ... You fucking whore!
文斯！ Vince!
..唉，我赢了。 ... Ugh, I won.
那你……那你赢了吗？你拿到剧本的工作？ What did you... What did you win? Did you get the script jobs?
..是的，我赢了。 ... Yeah, I won.
.你赢得超级百万大奖？ ... Did you get the mega millions?
等一下，文斯？文斯！ Wait, Vince? Vince!
我们赢了什么？ What did we win?
文斯！文斯！ Vince! Vince!
哦，文斯！文斯，我们什么也没赢得？ Oh, Vince! Vince, what did we win?
文斯！文斯！来啊，这就是超级百万大奖吗？ Vince! Vince! Come on, was it the mega millionth one?
你越来越让我感到恶心？ Are you trying to get me sick?
闭上你他妈的嘴！ Cover your fucking mouth!
妈的！ Oh, shit!
太棒了，真他妈的太棒了！ Great, just fucking great!
现在，谁会聘请我？ Now, who's gonna hire me?
我的天啊，我很抱歉。 My God, I'm so sorry.
对不起？ You're sorry?
你毁了纽约城，你知道的，对不对？ You ruined New York city, you know that, right?
你是看欲望城市长大的有钱人的女孩？ You rich girls who grew up watching Sex and the City?
以为这是奢侈品牌鞋。 Thinking it's all Cosmos and Jimmy Choos.
所以你就勾引一些投资银行家， So you get knocked up by some investment banker,
让他在他妈的西部乡村给你买别墅。 make him buy you a loft in the fucking west village.
那么你知道以前谁住在西部乡村？ Well, you know who used to live in the west village?
是像我这样的， People like me,
艺术家和移民…… Artists and immigrants...
马克·吐温、杰克逊·波洛克， Mark Twain, Jackson Pollock,
伊莎多拉，还有他妈的邓肯。 Isadora fucking Duncan.
现在，在曼哈顿的一个该死的封闭的社区。 Now, Manhattan's a fucking gated community.
我们这些小人物在这里完蛋了。 And look where the little people end up.
就在这里，他妈的废弃的大楼里。 Here, in a fucking abandoned building,
而我的脸上有一把刀。 with a knife in my face.
当你的兄弟会丈夫， While your frat boy husband,
骑着轻便车穿过所有的城市交通网。 rides a city bike through all the tour bus traffic.
那些他妈的双层巴士！ Those fucking double-deckers!
欲望都市游览车！ Sex in the fucking City tour buses!
就像纽约只会开着车搞狩猎怪物秀！ Like New York is just some drive through safari freak show!
薛诺拉！薛诺拉！ Shynola! Shynola!
简直太神奇了！ Simply amazing!
-薛诺拉，开门！薛诺拉！-薛诺拉！ Shynola, open up! Shynola! - Shynola!
苔丝，停下来。 Tess, stop.
但丁？哦! Dante? Oh!
天啊！我不知道 在我身上发生了什么！ Oh, God! I don't know what's happening to me!
天啊，我很害怕。 God, I'm so scared.
我一直看到一些不属于这里的东西，我. I keep seeing things that aren't there and I...
-我脸上没有感觉。天啊！ - 苔丝. -I can't feel my face. Oh, God! - Tess...
我一直想操她。 I always wanted to fuck her.
妈的！你们刚才看到了吗？ Oh, shit! You guys just saw that?
不，不，大脚！我们什么也没看到。 No, no, Bigfoot, we didn't see anything.
是的，你没有。 你看到了，我可以告诉你。 Yeah, you did. You saw, I can tell.
大家看到现在的一切。 Everybody sees everything now.
他们到处安装微型摄像头。 They got little cameras everywhere.
他们能看到你在操你那大乳房的女友。 They see you fuck your guy who's got tits.
他们看着你，就象看马戏团的小丑。 They see your fucking circus dick.
-不，不。我们什么也没看到？ -你会告诉我的妻子吗？ -No, no. We didn't see anything? - You gonna tell my wife?
会告诉我的小兔拉比吗？ Gonna tell my rabbi?
你知道吗，我真的很喜欢这一切。 You know what I'm really like.
你知道这才是真实的我 真正的我！ You know the real me, the real me!
真实的你！ 真实的你！ The real you! The real you!
你他妈的，犹太！ You fucking, Jew!
纳粹！ Nazis!
妈的！他妈的我！ Oh, shit! Fuck me!
-打开门！打开！ -快点！ Open the door! Open up! - Hurry up!
-他妈的！ - 狗屎！这没有锁。 Fuck! - Shit! There's no lock.
他妈的连门也没有。 And there's no fucking door.
妈的！ Shit!
神，天才！我们现在需要一把锁啊！ God, genius! Now this one doesn't have a lock either!
哦，他妈的！他妈的 那我们该怎么办？ Oh, fuck! Fuck, what are we gonna do?
-他！-他妈的！ -Him! - Fuck!
他妈的！ Fuck!
拉过来！ Back him up!
……宝贝，宝贝，来这里。 ... Baby, baby, come here.
他妈的放开我！ Get the fuck off me!
他妈的放开她。 ... Get the fuck away from her.
哦，他妈的！妈的！ Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
-不！不！ -宝贝，他妈的快走！快走！ No! No! - Baby, just fucking go! Just go!
啊！啊！啊! Ah! Ah! Ah!
但丁！ Dante!
关上它！关上它！ 他妈的关上它！ Close it! Close it! Fucking close it!
他妈的！走，走，走。 Fuck! Go, go, go.
天啊. Oh, my...
-哦，我的上帝！ -妈的！ Oh, my God! - Oh, shit!
他妈的搞什么！ What the fuck!
他妈的！他妈的！啊，宝贝，我们得离开这里。 Fuck! Fuck! Ah, baby, we got to get out of here.
但丁，看！在这里，在这里！ Dante, look! Over here, over here!
……把我举起来！把我举起来！ ... Lift me up! Lift me up!
玛雅？ Maya?
救我。 Help.
摇滚明星！ Rockstar!
嘿，摇滚明星！ Hey there, Rockstar,
你和你的小逼女友。 you and your little fucking piece of pussy.
哦，他妈的！哦，他妈的！ Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
摇滚明星！ Rockstar!
……什么他妈的？ ... What the fuck?
让我们来吧，摇滚明星！ Let's do this, Rockstar!
摇滚明星？ Rockstar?
他妈的你去哪里了？ Where the fuck did you go?
..啊，你个混蛋！ ... Ah, you motherfucker!
哦，他妈的！ Oh, fuck!
……狗屎！ ... Shit!
你他妈的吸鸡巴的！ You fucking cocksucker!
你是他妈的在开玩笑吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你告诉我这一切狗屎 You're telling me all this shit
一直在这他妈的搞这个玩意？ has been there the whole fucking time?
,,,.哦！哦，耶！ ... Oh! Oh, yeah!
哇！ Wow!
我要让你吸这个。 I'm gonna make you suck on this one.
滚吧，混蛋！ 离开这里吧！ Move asshole! Get out of here now!
-他妈的！-开门！ Fuck! - Open it!
……打开它！ ... Open it!
跑，跑，跑。 Go, go, go.
摇滚明星！ Rockstar!
来吧，回来！ Come on, back here!
-但丁！妈的！ -我要掉下去了。 Dante! Shit! - I'm gonna fall through.
-坚持住，坚持住。 -玛雅。 Hold on, hold on. - Maya.
快他妈的离开这里，要不来不及了。 Get the fuck out of here before it's too late.
对不起，孩子，一切都太迟了。 Sorry, kids, it's too late.
退后，我是认真的。 Stay back, I'm serious.
离我们而去。 Leave us alone.
-宝贝，赶快离开这里！ -我不会离开你的。 Baby, get out of here! - I'm not leaving you.
但丁！ Dante!
呵呵，倒垃圾的女孩！ Oh, the garbage girl!
你记得我吗？ 我是，呃，我是高尔特。 Do you remember me? I'm, uh, I'm Gault.
你看见我的男朋友了吗？ Have you seen my boyfriend?
要知道，是大家伙墨菲？ You know, big guy, Murphy?
在这时候，你和我有共同点，对不对？ That's something that you and me have in common, right?
男朋友。 Boyfriends.
我觉得我得做点什么…… I think I did something...
……太坏了。 ...bad.
太糟糕了。 So bad.
玛雅！ Maya!
待在这！ Stay here!
漂白剂，德雷恩 Bleach, Drano,
一对夫妇的家庭洗衣店，我自己的配方。 a couple of the household cleaners, my own formula.
-玛雅！ 但丁 -Maya! - Dante!
一定是在下水道。 Must be in the sewer.
你的男朋友，他的眼睛， 看起来与你我一样吗？ Your boyfriend, his eyes, they normal like yours and mine?
-是的，他很好。 -那就好。好。 Yes, he's fine. - Okay then. Good.
这整世界生活在自己的污秽里。 This whole world, living in its own filth.
博让，查 那法索，海地 Beaujean, Khi Faso, Haiti
从来没有像这样的！ were never like this!
以前，只是缓慢的死亡。 Before, it was just a slow death.
慢的要死？这些人全疯了，他们看到幻觉。 Slow death? These people are crazy, they're seeing things.
是啊 ，得想法杀死他们。 Yeah, things that want to kill them.
这是他们的战斗或战斗反应。 It's their fight or flight reflex.
这是图表，杏仁核，这是最关键的 It's off the chart, the amygdala, it's the most
大脑中的原始中心，当有威胁 primal center of the brain, when there's a threat,
你或你攻击， 你根本没办法控制。 you or you attack, you have no control over it.
但这些幻觉. But these hallucinations...
那么，想像一下这些疯狂的的暴徒 Well, imagine a mob of crazy people
试图杀死对方？ trying to kill each other...
今晚发生了什么，这一晚，在这大楼里. What happened here tonight, one night, one building...
然后我们要告诉其它人，警察？ Then we have to tell someone, the police?
我的意思是，不管是我们身上发生什么？ I mean, regardless of what happens to us?
在这墙外有有八百万人。 There's eight million people just outside that wall.
试想一下。八. Think about that. Eight...
玛雅！ Maya!
-宝贝！ 但丁！ -Baby! - Dante!
妈的！这是洛基！ Shit! It's Loki!
-来吧。 - 哦，不，宝贝，我的脚。 Come on. - Oh, no, baby, my foot.
好。 Okay.
-操，走，走，走！ - 好。 Fuck, go, go, go! - Okay.
哦，他妈的！ Oh, fuck!
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
这是什么？ What is that?
我不知道 ，但它看起来并不太好。 I don't know but it doesn't look too good.
哦，我的上帝！他妈的。 Oh, my God! Fuck.
什么他妈的？ What the fuck?
去你妈的，洛基！ Fuck you, Loki!
玛雅，给我他妈的刀！ 跑，跑！ Maya, give me the fucking knife! Go, go!
什么他妈的事呢？ 我们应该是明星。 What the fuck happened, man? We're supposed to be stars.
然而你不得不去杀死所有人。 And then you had to go and kill everybody.
我不是带斧头的人，伙计。 I'm not the one with the axe, man.
最后一次， For the last time,
这不是斧头。 this is not an axe.
这是基因 西蒙斯低音吉他 This is a Gene Simmons bass guitar,
世界上只有175把中的一把！ one of only a 175 made!
下来！ Get off!
-妈的！ -但丁！ -Oh, shit! - Dante!
.但丁！你是阿里. ... Dante! You're ali...
宝贝，你尖叫 ，然后你就跑掉了。 Baby, you screamed then you ran away.
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
玛雅，有什么不对？ Maya, what's wrong?
-我很抱歉。 -抱歉什么？有什么不对？ I'm so sorry. - About what? What's wrong?
你的眼睛。 Your eyes,
不要说这个，这不好笑。 Stop saying that, that's not funny.
-我很抱歉。 -不要说！ I'm so sorry. - Stop saying that!
你是疯子，你是杀手。 You're the crazy one, you're the killer.
玛雅！
宝宝！ Baby!
玛雅！ Maya!
在这儿！ Over here!
救命！ Help!
救命！救命！在这儿！ Help! Help! Over here!
这边！ Over here!
-请帮帮我。帮帮我！ -许可和登记证？ Help me, please. Help! - License and registration?
-在这里，是的！ -狗屎！ Over here, yes! - Shit!
呦，玛丽！耶稣！ 你是怎么进来的？ Yo, Mary! Jesus! How did you get in?
帮我出去！ 带我离开这里。 Help me get out! Get me out of here.
他妈的闭嘴！ Shut the fuck up!
你不明白的，他疯了.. You don't understand, he's crazy...
这是哪里，发生什么事了？ Where... What happened?
发生了什么？这是哪里. What happened? Where...
我在哪里？ Where am I?
但丁在哪里？ Where's Dante?
帮帮我！帮我！ Help! Help me!
救命！让我离开这里！ Help! Get me out of here!
帮我！帮帮我！ Help! Help me!
我们不明白这是从哪里来的。 We have zero idea where this came from.
我们不知道她的名字。 We don't know her name.
她没有钱包，身份证。 She doesn't have a wallet, any ID.
她似乎不知道发生了什么，甚至和她无法对话。 She doesn't seem to know what's real so can't even talk to her.
-放我出去！ -你怎么看? Let me out! - What do you think?
这一切真糟糕，这就是我的想法。 All this can get real bad, that's what I think.
是啊，听着 我希望你去那里。 Yeah, listen, I want you down there.
我希望你能确保整条街被隔离。 I want you to make sure that the whole street is quarantined.
我们必须去下水道找线索。 We have to find out where that sewer leads.
帮我！帮我！ Help me! Help me!
包括每一条互通的隧道，地铁 Every supply of re-serviced tunnel, subway,
还有任何已知的无家可归者. 哦，他妈的！ any known homeless population... Oh, fuck!
好吧。 All right.
四个街区的所有居民。 Every resident in a four block radius
该下水道，必须封闭。 of that sewer, is under house arrest.
现在，不要开始恐慌。 Now, do not start a panic.
有人可以帮忙的！ Somebody help!
放开我！放开我！ Let go of me! Let go of me!
混蛋，放开我！ Motherfucker, let go of me!
混蛋，我要杀了你！ Motherfucker, I'll kill you!
帮帮我！帮帮我！ Help! Help!
-看到那边的商店了吗？ 嗯嗯。 See that store over there? - Mm-hmm.
你在这他妈的商店里救了个小女孩 You saved the girl in that fucking store.
是啊，伙计。 Yeah, man.
以后每个人都会知道的，兄弟。 Everyone's gonna know who we are after this, brother.
我们会成为英雄。 We're gonna be heroes.
每个人都会尊重我们。 Everyone's gonna respect us.
-你这样认为吗？甚至. -即使是队长？ You think so? Even... Even the Captain?
他妈的，我的爸爸！ Fuck my dad!
让我告诉你一事， 那是一个母狗！ Let me tell you something, that was a hot bitch!
-你看到那女孩了吗？ -她不丑。 You see that girl? - She wasn't ugly.
-她不丑。 - 她不丑。 She was not ugly. - She wasn't ugly.
-不是很难看。 Was not ugly.
你知道你再也找不到在密苏里？ You know what you never find in Missouri?
-热母狗？ -热母狗。 Hot bitches? - Hot bitches.
热母狗。 Hot bitches.
这就是为什么我们要在这工作。 That's why we should work in this...
老兄，他妈的火种，哥们。 Dude, fuck Tinder, man.
我们要冲浪下水道，更频繁。 We're gonna surf the sewer more often.
当然可以。你看这他妈的事情是怎么来的吗？ Absolutely. You see what comes out of that fucking thing?
我们拉屎了热的女孩。 We're shitting out hot girls.
感谢上帝。 感谢上帝。 Thank God for that. - Thank God.
你知道他们说什么？ 你知道什么是尼采说: You know what they say? You know what Nietzsche says
关于警察和上帝，对不对？ about cops and God, right?
你怎么看他妈的这事？ What the fuck you looking at?
这是警察的业务，走吧。 It's police business, move on.
难道尼采说 “你在找什么他妈的在哪里？ Did Nietzsche say, "What the fuck you looking at?
这是警察的业务，走吧。“ It's police business, move on."
不，不，他说 No, no, he said,
“每个人要感谢上帝，我们是认真的“ "Everyone's thankful for God but let's be serious,
我们都对警察心存感激。 we're all thankful for the police."